So this happened during one of my classes:
Warning, don’t attempt this unless your teacher is cool and you know you an get away with it.
Student:*eating cup noodles and slurping noisily*
Teacher: Okay, I said that you guys could eat in class but that’s taking it a bit far.
Student: But slurping loudly is the proper way to enjoy noodles!
Teacher: You can’t enjoy cup noodles.
Student: Well someone’s never been a college student.
Class: Ooo! Buuurrrnn!
Teacher: Okay fine, you win this time.