Meet the Hamster Running this Blog
This blog is run by a college hamster procrastinating on (insert class name here) homework. What homework you ask? It’s related to public health and disease prevention. Consequently most of Hamster’s posts read like a lab reports: structured, long winded and boring to anyone not interested in the subject at hand… if it was acceptable for lab reports to be written stream-of-consciousness.
Any shortage of posts or bouts of hiatus can be attributed to the Hamster being underfed, hibernating or furiously reading through browser tabs.
Hamster is fluent in English, Sarcasm, Dry/Dark/Off-color Humor, a few other languages of the Humor Family, and two other “real-world languages”. Readers who are only half-fluent in Sarcasm are advised to stop reading as soon as possible to save themselves and others from unnecessary agony.
Feel free to share hamster’s content if you find the information worthy of being shared, but please make sure that it links back to the original post. When hamster gets mad, things get ugly. (You don’t want incisor marks in your hand do you?)
Hamster likes books, etymology, linguistics, medicine, pedagogy, art history, jewelry-making, day-dreaming, video games, makeup, social commentary, philosophy, loud colors, mythology, music, puns, beach & sand, games, youtube,
sleeping and food. Scratch that. Hamster LOVES sleeping and food. Probably the most important thing that Hamster likes is learning. That is why Hamster’s bookshelf threatens to crack the floor it rests on and create a crater in the Earth. Somehow – by a feat of black magic – this Hamster is able to play the piano, cello and violin. One day, Hamster will get her own carbon fiber cello.
Hamster is a chronic jaywalker that can be found on zig-zagging across college campus streets being a pro at dodging bikes.
Hamster cannot walk in a straight line or keep a conversation on topic to save her life.
Hamster also has the tendency to make up words, spew nonsense and be confusing. Sometimes this material is unfiltered. Oh well.
Jabberwocky = random, sensical nonsense
Jab = Jay
Ber = Bird
Wock = Walk
– Y = – ing
You’re welcome. I knew you were looking for an explanation. No? Just me? Am i the only one that is always curious about how people choose their website/user names? o.o”
There are affiliate links scattered throughout. Shopping through these links buys fodder for hamster to consume and write about.