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Where P.C. comes to die and potty humor reigns supreme.

Open Letter to All the People Who Complained that Halo 4 Had No “Real Bosses”

Fuck you.

Are you happy now?

I hope you have fun dancing with the triple Wardens in “The Breaking” on legendary.

Luckily there’s a way to skip those hell spawn that is explained very well here.

I still hope you get face sniped in mid air.

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Posted by on November 7, 2015 in Game Humor

 

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(SFW) I have a dirty mind… Hagie doesn’t actually have a boner.

So while watching youtube preview videos of the 10th Vindictus character “Hagie” (on the KR server) i couldn’t help but notice some unfortunate positioning and angling.

Screenshot taken from Yoobin's video

Screenshot taken from Yoobin’s video

It’s just one end of his dual point dagger hanging on his right hip.

Mfw. it reminds me of those ornamental nail covers nobility used to wear, except over a… different kind of digit.

 
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Posted by on July 16, 2015 in Game Humor, Short Humor, Vindictus

 

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Carbot Mod for Starcraft! FUNDED!

Coming soon…. hopefully. Few things make me smile more than an army of zerg-puppies licking things to death. Check out 2:37 and try not to smile. I see you failing The fund-raising campaign and details can be found here. Please please please share so the campaign can reach 350k and gain the 8 direction animation! If anyone knows Korean and can post this to high traffic Korean Starcraft forums and fan-sites, that would be an awesome way to draw more interest (and more funds).

**Update: The project was funded at a little over 90k which means a good handful of cute perks!

Mod ETA? One year from now. Time to buckle down and wag my tail like a puppy-zergling that smells Patches.

 
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Posted by on May 31, 2015 in Current Events, Game Humor

 

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Hello Kitty Staff: Level 90 Toy Staff?

So i ran across some eye catching, upcoming content for Vindictus as i was stalking Coronaplease and the first thing that jumped out at me was, “how awesome would it be if the staff had two different views? One from the front and one from the back.” Nexon has been known to mess up textures from different angles, but what if they did it intentionally…. Anyhow, this is the level 90 “Guardian of the Border” staff … with a few edits in MSpaint.  It would make a really cute toy staff. If you’re unfamiliar with that the existing toy staff looks like, it’s basically a bunny head on a stick.

Everyone's favorite Sanrio kitty makes and appearance,

Everyone’s favorite Sanrio kitty makes an appearance,

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While on the topic of future content, what the every loving fuck is this thing.

They claim it’s the Braha Scythe (also level 90).Who’s idea was it to call that a scythe? The “Braha Blunt Axe” is more like it. Man, and i thought the Light Splitter was the inbred cousin of the scythe family.

The Dawnguard Rune Axe from Elder Scrolls

 
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Posted by on May 24, 2015 in Game Humor, Vindictus

 

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F6 Shuffled

I really want to know what the BGM is.

00:06 Fionas doing Lann’s Dance

00:14 Karoks doing Lynn’s Dance

00:21 Vellas doing Kai’s Dance (dat hair sway)

00:28 Lanns doing Evie’s Dance (the car, her tassels, the ears….. so perfect)

00:36 Lynns doing Hurk’s “dance”

00:42 Kais doing Vella’s Dance

00:50 Evies doing Karok’s Dance

00:57 Hurks doing Fiona’s Dance

No one wants Arisha’s Dance

Next April Fool’s, i want to see Karok doing Lynn’s alternate (pole) dance around his pillar.

 
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Posted by on May 9, 2015 in Game Humor

 

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Glitched Stevie Too OP

I think this quote sums it up best:

“With great power, comes great glitch.”

-Foreignreign

Now let’s get 8 glitched staffies into Kraken. Move aside Lannmowers.

Featured:unreleased focus 5 staff skill “raze” while glitched

This is how Raze is supposed to behave:

 
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Posted by on April 22, 2015 in Game Humor

 

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Amigurumi (Crochet Plushie) Zergling – Carbot Style!

It’s here! My commission is finally finally here! I already have enough stuffed animals, but i couldn’t resist requesting a crocheted Carbot Zergling plushie! It’s so cute i almost don’t know what to do with it. Besides stare and cuddle it.

Giffy zergling is enthusiastically saying: Welcome to the family!

I get bragging rights to the grand-daddy of all soon-to exist, amigurumi zerglings by Secret Mist. They’re so cute, they”ll probably proliferate exponentially. Soon, there will be enough for a zerg rush. *^* Side note, amigurumi is “the Japanese art of making knitted/crocheted stuffed dolls.” (wiki definitions ftw)

Like all of her other plushies, the zergling’s outer shell is made of crocheted, dyed yarn so there’s a bit of fuzziness. I’m not sure what the material is. It slipped my mind to ask if it’s acrylic or wool so sorry  I’m too lazy to i can’t provide info there. The inside is stuffed with with polyester fiber fill. The head features hemispherical button eyes and a cut-felt mouth, separately stitched on top. The knots are evenly spaced as well as tight so no stuffing will escape. The joints between the body, limbs and head are solid, all parts are securely attached to the body.

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One of the things i specifically requested was that the mouth be stitched on so that it’s a nice, sharp jagged grin. I’m no so much a fan of the derpy tongue unless it actively licking stuff so that’s not featured here. I also mentioned the flappy wings because those are easy to over look.
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I don’t know what kind of black magic she had to pull to get it to stand up on its own -in case you haven’t notice the chibi-proportioned head. The zergling plushie is about 6 inches long, 5 inches tall, and 3 inches at the widest part of the head.
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If you aren’t familiar with Carbot Zerglings, here’s a crash course: they’re basically purple puppies with wings that like to destroy things. (Hint: video is much more amusing with the sound on)

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It’s good at guarding wallets. Good dog, er, zergling.

 

How/Where to Get
**Edit 2/16/15: Zergling is now an offering in her store for $25 at this link here. I didn’t pay shipping because I picked it up in person, but orders are shipped from San Diego, CA.

The Zergling was a personal commission so if you want one with different specifications (or a different plushie all together), you will have to custom order it via email communication. The email address is listed on her homepage at the very top. This commission took her only 9 days to create from scratch (on top of school work and other stuff). Other custom-orders may take a longer/shorter amount of time and cost less/more depending on complexity.

Some of Secret Mist’s Other Offerings (if game characters aren’t your thing) I linked Secret Mist’s store website at the very beginning of the post but here it is again.
Warning: 95% chance of cuteness overload

bayoda

From movies: Baymax and Yoda

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Hippo!  Forget the pair o’ dice. Get a Couple of Cherries!

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Zojirushi Mascot (Elephant) and Squirtle (complete with curly tail)

 

Source of that licking, nom-happy zergling on my laptop screen.

I think a Marine is next up on my list of commissions:

 
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Posted by on February 14, 2015 in Crafting, Game Humor, Playthings

 

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