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On Studying for a Neuroscience Final

“This is fun! Because now your brain can freak out about itself!”

 – P. Harding, 2017


 

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Posted by on August 10, 2017 in Short Humor

 

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Tarte Airbuki Blahblah Brush Review + Usage Tips

Preface
The full name of this brush is the Airbuki Bamboo Powder Foundation Brush. If you can’t tell by my shortcut title, I am of the opinion that this brush has waaay too long of a name. Tarte products in general have names that are too damn long and descriptive to the point of being flawed. The brush’s short stature makes the superfluously long name all the more ironically humorous. The Airbuki (et al.) reminds me of the humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa – which is Hawaiian for “triggerfish with a snout like a pig” (and colloquially known as “that Hawaiian fish with the really long name”) – where the name is almost longer than the actual thing. Oh wait, never mind.

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

All joking about the name aside, I am quite fond of this little brush, though that may be because it’s the first and only kabuki in my brush arsenal.  **Edit: 4/21/15 As I’ve used it more and more, I’ve discovered that i abso-freaking-lutely love this brush. Spoiler aside…. I’ve been eyeing this brush for a quite a while already. It’s been tossed-in and removed from my Sephora cart multiple times in the past year plus. Recently, while browsing through The Non-Blonde’s blog, I came across her compaison/review of the Airbuki which (unfortunately?) convinced me to bite the bullet and finally get it. I mean come on, the Airbuki is being favorably compared to a Hakuhodo! If that’s not good enough, I don”t know what is. Here’s a humu-humu fish in case you were curious. It’s quite pretty.

From: WakikiAquarium.Org

First Look
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Posted by on February 2, 2015 in Brush Reviews, On the Fence

 

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Arisha Hairstyles + Bolero Headpiece = Entertainment

Depending on the hairstyle used in tandem,, she can look like one of several things:
Pocahontas:

War paint and all

War paint and all

A Cockatiel

Beautiful crest.

Beautiful crest.

aaaaand

A Tomato with a bit of vine

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Posted by on December 28, 2014 in Short Humor, Vindictus

 

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Burning a Teacher with Ramen

So this happened during one of my classes:
Warning, don’t attempt this unless your teacher is cool and you know you an get away with it.

Student:*eating cup noodles and slurping noisily*
Teacher: Okay, I said that you guys could eat in class but that’s taking it a bit far.
Student: But slurping loudly is the proper way to enjoy noodles!
Teacher: You can’t enjoy cup noodles.
Student: Well someone’s never been a college student.
Class: Ooo! Buuurrrnn!
Teacher: Okay fine, you win this time.

 
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Posted by on December 22, 2014 in Short Humor

 

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